Calvin Harris

He's so adorable. Something about white boys with blue eyes and facial hair turns me on.

So crude.

I got a Twitter because Jennie made me. It's really dumb. All I've done so far is message Matthew.

I miss my family so much it hurts. I've never gone so long without going to England. I talked to my uncle on the phone and I started crying.

Because I'm pathetic. I hate crying.

Anyways.

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Jockin Jay-Z makes me so happy. I keep having that dream of being so succesfull at my dream job. The one where I'm stomping around my huge Austin office in Versace purple crocodile skin cowboy boots and a black Dior homme suit with Razorlight or similar sitting outside scared shitless of a bad review from me on their new album, and then a secretary would knock on my door and BAM

Jay-Z, Kanye, Pharrell, Lupe Fiasco, and T.I. would come in and give me high fives or something and we'd show off our RocaWear watches that cost more than people's houses and smoke imported Cuban cigars.

Something like that. I could make Blender the best music magazine there was. Make SPIN the new Rolling Stone, knock Alternative Press off the shelves, and have NME and Filter for my only competition.

I could do it. Just give me a year at that office and I'll be up there as an editor.

Guess I gotta make do with Fort Worth Weekly though...Even though D Magazine would probably be a hell of a lot better.

I just want to die with some dignity. Some significance.

I want people to know my name and remember me for my accomplishments if not who I was.

Are we who we are or are we what we accomplish?

I can do it. Even if it means simply showing up all the debutantes here in Fort Worth.

Versace cowboy boots or not.

I'll do something.

PR for Neiman Marcus or Nordstroms?

I can do that.

Hey maybe do some editing for their lookbooks.

Or do I want to be in the Press Corps on Capitol Hill.

Oh man, sitting with Helen Thomas and yelling at the Press Secretary and Chief of Staff.

That's a fucking honor.

I want intelligence. I want to learn. I want to spread knowledge.

I'm listening to Akon. Why is AR Rehman in the video? He's too Muslim for Akon.

That's another thing.

You can still be religious and be fabulous.

I want to break that stereotype. I want to be moderately religious and completely glamorously professional.

There's so much I want to do.

God will do with me what he wants but all I want is a chance.

Damn is Colby O'Donis good looking.