Guy walks into a bar, says FUCK THAT HURTS

.268 8/14/09 by Mern

Deep sea fish: vintage National Geographic magazines for $2 each/ no makeup for Ramadan besides eyeliner/

Am I getting a new 2009 Jeep Patriot?/ My jewelry isn't safe/ I'm obsessed with Korean men (Lee Min Ho)/ Mern will never be good

enough for Mehreen/ Why can't I be like you Dita?/ Miu Miu shoes will take you good places/ I have terrible legs,

let me hypnotize you instead/ Diptyque- THEY'RE MADE OF

SOY SO YOU GET A CLEANER SCENT/ "I have uneven lips that make all the boys go WOAH"

I can't stop thinking about boys besides the fact that I really hate them right now.

I think I'm done shopping. As I've spent about $1500.

I miss England terribly. I could almost cry.

And the only reason I like Jeff Koons is because he's purposely creating an aesthetic that everyone can enjoy.

And he knows it. So really, he's making fun of everyone who enjoys.

BUT I LOVE IT.

Even the installations.

I'm going to put up some scans tomorrow and some covers.

I'm not here to impress you, but I secretly hope I do. I just want to mean something.